Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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