i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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