Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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