haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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