1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Randomize
