I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
did i walk over a car last night?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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