she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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