i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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