Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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