Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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