you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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