How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
