what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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