You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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