Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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