Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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