By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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