i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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