My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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