I'm laying in your front yard are you home
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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