I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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