Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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