I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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