He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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