summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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