i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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