i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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