making cat noises will not fix the situation.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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