finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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