I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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