I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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