I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
