..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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