Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Randomize
