He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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