How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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