R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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