you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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