So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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