when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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