Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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