im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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