My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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