Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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