Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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