Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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