Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's blow job season.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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