i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
