we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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