My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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