literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
