Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
