Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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