So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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