But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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