I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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