ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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